hit the head
relieve nature
ease oneself
make
do one's business
go
relieve
take care of business
relieve oneself
go potty
use the toilet
nature
urination station
wee-wee
do one's duty
incontinency
incontinence
place
dyke
have an accident
cack
doody
piddle
take a leak
leak
drizzle
blow
make water
drain the dragon
strain the potatoes
wazz
bleed the lizard
shake hands with the unemployed
pittle
whiz
piss
pee
syphon the python
tee-tee
use the restroom
widdle
go to the restroom
take a whiz
wee
micturate
pass water
water
sissy
do it
tinkle
pee-pee
drain the main vein
drain the lizard
pinch one off
choke a darkie
poop out
poopoo
poo
shit
squeeze one out
open one's bowels
shite
take the Browns to the Super Bowl
pass stool
boo-boo
pop a deuce
boo
drite
pinch a loaf
poop
take a shit
drop anchor
drop a load
drop a log
bobbar
take a crap
curl one out
bobar
pitch a loaf
crap
plop
take a dump
go to the toilet
pisser
wring out one's sock
netty
pissing
go to the bathroom
peeing
use the bathroom
brasco
john
intermicturition
bogger
khazi