I'll go to the foot of our stairs
holy cats
bepuzzle
baffle
I see, said the blind man
strike me up a gum tree
perplexingness
confustication
confound
dazed
befuddled
disconcert
bejuggle
perplexedness
puzzledness
sozzle
unriddle
get
boggle
bumfuzzle
discombobulate
questionability
bolix up
discombobulatingly
ambiguify
confuse
perplexing
wildering
nonplussed
confuddle
all sixes and nines
consarn
nonplused
complex
disconcerning
fucking hell
at a loss
perhorresce
at sixes and sevens
hurry-skurry
jazz
boggler
bewilderedly
puzzlement
shockee
perplexed