pay a visit
wash one's hands
went to the toilet
toilet
spend a penny
use it
went down the toilet
hit the head
comfort break
go potty
went to the bathroom
bathroomgoer
go down the toilet
I want to go to the toilet
pooper
went to the restroom
lavvie
phrontistery
smallest room in the house
go down the drain
inspect the plumbing
toot
facility
dunny can
chapel of ease
gurgler
cludge
hopper
toilet-train
commode
kludgie
talk to God on the big white telephone
talk to Ralph on the big white telephone
go toilet
bathward
bathwards
do one's duty
have an accident
crap
topos
biffy
peekaboo
pick flowers
go to the washroom
water
go to the toilet
use the toilet
go to the restroom
use the restroom
wee-wee
use the washroom
flush
water closet
pass water
tee-tee
take a whiz
drizzle
piddle
widdle
sissy
flushing toilet
strain the potatoes
do it
wee
piss
wazz
shake hands with the unemployed
make water
syphon the python
leak
bleed the lizard
micturate
pee
take a leak
drain the lizard
pee-pee
double-u
drain the main vein
pittle
down the shitter
tinkle
drain the dragon
whiz
open defecation
potty talk
go
take care of business
toilet-trained
potty-trained
relieve oneself
go to the bathroom
use the bathroom
pot-trained
bomb
relieve
cack
drop a bomb