took a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut
took a flying fuck at a rolling donut
ate shit
got one's panties in a pretzel
ate pussy
ate ass
went to shit
ate it
came from a Cracker Jack box
bit the biscuit
gave a flying fuck
began with the chucky
went to the mattresses
taken the gilt off the gingerbread
broke bread
knew which side one's bread was buttered on
went down like a cup of cold sick
went potty
went moggy
came
bullshat
gave a damn
went hungry
ran off at the mouth
got one's dick wet
shat out
blew it out one's ass
took a bite out of
got one's panties in a bunch
spruce
jag
sowed one's wild oats
went crazy
did gooseberry
knew one's ass from a hole in the ground
went for a toss
went to the toilet
had one's cake and ate it too
rode the cock carousel
douche
threw a sickie
got one's panties in a wad
took the piss
gave a hoot
took a joke
gave one's left nut
went down the toilet