took a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut
took a flying fuck at a rolling donut
got one's panties in a pretzel
ate shit
ate ass
ate pussy
went to shit
ate it
came from a Cracker Jack box
went to the mattresses
bit the biscuit
gave a flying fuck
began with the chucky
taken the gilt off the gingerbread
broke bread
knew which side one's bread was buttered on
went down like a cup of cold sick
went potty
came
went moggy
went hungry
bullshat
gave a damn
got one's dick wet
ran off at the mouth
shat out
blew it out one's ass
got one's panties in a bunch
took a bite out of
sowed one's wild oats
jag
went crazy
spruce
knew one's ass from a hole in the ground
had one's cake and ate it too
rode the cock carousel
went for a toss
did gooseberry
went to the toilet
gave a hoot
got one's panties in a wad
douche
took the piss
threw a sickie
went down the toilet
gave one's left nut
took a joke