jock
shag
touch oneself
make the bald man cry
rub one off
rub oneself off
shake hands with the unemployed
shebop
tug
jill off
pull one's pud
jack off
rubbing off
Hand Solo
masturbator
spank the monkey
pull oneself
wax the dolphin
onanist
solosexual
bop the bishop
autoerotism
bash the bishop
autoeroticism
wankathon
antimasturbation
choke the chicken
frigging
masturbationism
female masturbation
jerk it
yank off
polish one's rocket
pa chew cheng
ring the devil's doorbell
yank
ménage à moi
masturbatory
crank it
play the skin flute
onanistic
overmasturbation
play the clitar
polish the pearl
handfucker