not worth a cress
drossy
shand
not worth a curse
goodless
not worth salt
as much use as a chocolate teapot
useful as tits on a bull
useful as a chocolate teapot
chocolate teapot
pile of shit
good-for-nothing
empty as a pauper's purse
shitey
jabberwocky
not worth a dime
pile of poo
pants
shitstained
dust
nutil
frustraneous
worthlessly
garbo
maggot
cockstain
ramp
waste of skin
slubberdegullion
waste of oxygen
fritlag
confineless
drecky
good for nothing
punk
shitty-ass
empty out
unmerciless
clear out
clean out
no good
as much use as a chocolate fireguard
inutilitarian
shit
dead as a kipper
go for a toss
stone dead
dead as a herring
nalayak
valueless