stunning
God preserve us
with one's jaw in one's lap
crikey
astonishing
oh my days
holy cats
gape
do me a favour
strike me up a gum tree
I'll go to the foot of our stairs
oh, my stars and garters
holy
disconcertment
alarm
appal
horrify
dismay
appall
amazing
bollocks
fucking hell
popeyed
what the actual fuck
get out of town
appalling
surprisation
eyebrow-raising
breathtaking
dismaying
wowie zowie
good Lord
nonplussed
consternate
nonplused
fuck me gently with a chainsaw
get out
at a loss
overcuriousness
great Caesar's ghost
jaw-dropping
puzzled
dismayingly
holy hell
stupefaction
crivvens
astonishable
stound
dear me
would you believe it