never in a month of Sundays
not even one
anything that moves
any
in any way, shape, or form
in the least
piss all
ne'ery
not a bit of it
any old thing
whatever
diddly-squat
in no way, shape, or form
little
by any means
not by any means
zippo
fuck all
whatsoever
dick all
far from
not in the slightest
not in the least
none
nix
even a little
nought
anyway
square root of fuck all
howsoever
dick
anyhow
nanti
nary
not hardly
no
nil
zero
inexistent
nohow
not
anything but
anyways
nixes
noot
nish
zilch
sweet FA
nosireebob
never in a million years