mass debate
flog the dolphin
ring the devil's doorbell
toss
wank
fap
paw off
make the bald man cry
self-pollute
pleasure oneself
shag
knock one out
jack it
flog the log
pull off
pull one's pud
tug
satisfy oneself
whittle the whalebone
bash one out
rub oneself off
itch the ditch
wank off
pet the kitty
beat the cock
jack off
service oneself
fap off
buff the muffin
burp the worm
beat the bishop
have a wank
jerk
jerk the gherkin
shake hands with the unemployed
jill
toss off
whack off
frig
shebop
rub one off
crank one out
jill off
jock
play with oneself
touch oneself
bate
polish the pearl
play the clitar
scarf