cyberjunk
as much use as a chocolate teapot
chocolate teapot
garbo
stumer
schmutter
chazzerai
goodless
not worth a curse
shand
not worth salt
shinplaster
trash
pile of poo
meaninglessness
dust
dreck
cybercrud
ineffectual
shitey
drossy
not worth a cress
drecky
good-for-nothing
good for nothing
brass farthing
pants
paperweight
blivit
jabberwocky
flummadiddle
load of crap
wutless
load of bull
pile of crap
load of shit
toshy
pile of shit
fool's gold
internetless
worthlessly
shitstained
impurity
dross
cobweb
not have a pot to piss in
gubbish
straw
lumber
waste
fruitless
plug nickel
valueless
bauble
crap
fart in an elevator
weed
garbagey
noncashable
uncashable
informationless
jack
nihilism
diddlysquat
diddley
shit
losel
not worth a whistle
better than nothing
useful as a chocolate teapot
useful as tits on a bull
doodly-squat
garbage
squat
diddlyshit
not worth a plug nickel
diddly-shit
diddly-squat
diddly
chaff
nonelectronically
as much use as a chocolate fireguard
cyberhole
dunsel
real life
thneed
fart in a windstorm
laoya
nutil
bobbins
nalayak
technologyless
frustraneous
cacky
impertinent
kipple
throw to the dogs