sloppy drunk
cabbaged
wankered
gee-eyed
newted
sloshed
pissed as a parrot
sozzled
paralytic
shitfaced
full as a goog
fucked
cuntfaced
mortal
drunk as Chloe
bungalowed
fluthered
schloshed
pissed as a fart
locked
splashed
white-girl wasted
scuttered
soused
wet
soaked
pie-eyed
tight
fuddled
squiffy
loaded
slopped
crocked
para
stiff
pixilated
plastered
smashed
blind drunk
besotted
blotto
cockeyed
pissed
drunk as an owl
drunk as a fiddler
drunk as a sow
rubbered
drunk as a piper
drunk as a fiddler's bitch
drunk as David's sow
drunk as a wheelbarrow
steaming
airlocked
drunk as a cunt
sloshed to the gills
slaughtered
kaylied
rat-arsed
shithoused
owly-eyed
hamboned
four sheets to the wind
leathered
four sheets in the wind
ploughed
hamstered
a sheet in the wind
canned
hooched up
honkers
clobbered
fou
feeling no pain
mullered
out of sight
ossified
beerhead
half polluted
hazed
lushed
bladdered
juiced
boiled
cocked
a sheet in the wind's eye
loopy
gattered
Lushington
kisky
bevvied
lash
pickled
one over the eight
munted