upter
frustraneous
nutil
unuseful
inutilitarian
no good
pants
shitey
good-for-nothing
as much use as a chocolate fireguard
fruitless
as much use as a chocolate teapot
shand
not worth a curse
not worth salt
ineffectual
nonutile
goodless
wutless
nicen up
cacky
nalayak
useless as tits on a boar hog
scabbed
misbegotten
crapalicious
good for nothing
shit
inutility
pile of poo
dust
impertinent
waste of energy
better than nothing
uselessly
garbageness
chocolate teapot
useless
waste of effort
garbo
drossy
not worth a cress
waste
useful as tits on a bull
laoya
useful as a chocolate teapot
blivit
valueless
bastardly
nongood