upter
frustraneous
nutil
unuseful
no good
inutilitarian
shitey
good-for-nothing
pants
as much use as a chocolate fireguard
fruitless
as much use as a chocolate teapot
not worth salt
shand
nonutile
not worth a curse
ineffectual
goodless
wutless
nicen up
nalayak
cacky
scabbed
useless as tits on a boar hog
misbegotten
crapalicious
good for nothing
impertinent
inutility
shit
dust
pile of poo
garbageness
chocolate teapot
useless
waste of energy
uselessly
waste of effort
better than nothing
drossy
garbo
not worth a cress
laoya
blivit
waste
valueless
useful as a chocolate teapot
useful as tits on a bull
bastardly
nongood