useful as a chocolate teapot
useful as tits on a bull
as much use as a chocolate teapot
chocolate teapot
frustraneous
nutil
inutilitarian
no good
good-for-nothing
pile of shit
as much use as a chocolate fireguard
not worth salt
not worth a curse
goodless
shand
empty as a pauper's purse
shitey
upter
dick
square root of fuck all
shvantz
gaum
shit
not worth a cress
pants
drossy
impertinent
pile of poo
dust
uselessly
unmerciless
shitstained
worthlessly
ineffectual
garbo
fruitless
empty out
dog shit
bauble
cack
scabbed
tut
unuseful
waste
meaninglessness
clear out
useless as tits on a boar hog
inutility
mindless
good for nothing
clean out
unweariable
zilch
jabberwocky
shitty-ass
nalayak
not a sausage
laoya
waste of oxygen
waste of skin
maggot
dreckish
schmutter
fritlag
cockstain
slubberdegullion
ramp
diddly-squat
frou-frou
clean
drecky
vacuitous
blathering
turd
crash and burn
dead as a mackerel
cyberjunk
trumpery
nil
confineless
dead as a herring
moveless
dead as a kipper
stone dead
Mother Hubbard
like a spare prick at a wedding
oxygen thief
nought
invalidated
throw to the dogs
piss all
straw
duck egg
nish
bupkis
void
goose egg
dumb as a bag of hammers
cruddy
zip