have an accident
use the toilet
use it
relieve nature
do one's business
ease oneself
make
take care of business
relieve
go
relieve oneself
do one's duty
use the restroom
go to the restroom
crap one's pants
go to the bathroom
use the bathroom
find a friendly bush
answer the call of nature
go potty
hit the head
use the washroom
go to the washroom
wee-wee
go to the toilet
blow
pitch a loaf
poopoo
shite
take a crap
drop a load
boo
flush
plop
poo
take a shit
boo-boo
drop a log
drop anchor
pinch one off
curl one out
bobbar
pinch a loaf
poop out
shit
squeeze one out
choke a darkie
pass stool
take the Browns to the Super Bowl
drite