have an accident
use the toilet
use it
make
relieve nature
do one's business
ease oneself
go
relieve oneself
take care of business
relieve
do one's duty
go to the restroom
use the restroom
crap one's pants
answer the call of nature
go potty
use the bathroom
find a friendly bush
go to the bathroom
hit the head
use the washroom
wee-wee
go to the washroom
blow
go to the toilet
choke a darkie
open one's bowels
pinch one off
pitch a loaf
take the Browns to the Super Bowl
poo
cack
shite
poop
shit
curl one out
poop out
plop
drop a log
pass stool
bobar
take a shit
poopoo
boo-boo
take a dump
drite
crap
pinch a loaf
squeeze one out