water
pass water
wazz
take a whiz
tee-tee
drain the lizard
do it
tinkle
drizzle
shake hands with the unemployed
bleed the lizard
pee-pee
sissy
take a leak
syphon the python
piss
leak
piddle
wee
widdle
micturate
pittle
drain the main vein
drain the dragon
whiz
pee
strain the potatoes
make water
wee-wee
slash
piss like a racehorse
micturient
wring out one's sock
go potty
relieve oneself
pop a squat
take care of business
relieve
go
emiction
miction
micturition
break the seal
bursting
wet one's pants
midpiss
busting
pee one's pants
do one's business
ease oneself
wet the bed
make
relieve nature
drain
pissing
squirt
uresis
urinator
hit the head
pisser
piss one's pants
use the toilet
wet oneself
voiding
dysuria
piddler
nature
urinatory
outpiss
piss-take
intermicturition
number one
answer the call of nature
underpeep
wet
bladdered
retromingent
call of nature
enuresis
urinary incontinence
point Percy at the porcelain
retention
have an accident
spray
urinous
urinarily