pee
water
leak
shake hands with the unemployed
strain the potatoes
whiz
drain the main vein
pass water
micturate
pittle
sissy
wee
piss
wee-wee
drain the dragon
do it
tee-tee
drain the lizard
wazz
bleed the lizard
syphon the python
take a whiz
tinkle
widdle
make water
piddle
pee-pee
take a leak
drizzle
wring out one's sock
piss one's pants
pee one's pants
go
relieve oneself
take care of business
relieve
wet one's pants
piss like a racehorse
pop a squat
break the seal
micturient
call of nature
golden shower
relieve nature
make
ease oneself
answer the call of nature
do one's business
pissing
drain
slash
squirt
miction
urinatory
micturition
piddler
emiction
voiding
go potty
wet oneself
peer
use the toilet
shy bladder
nature
uresis
peeing
intermicturition
paruresis
enuresis
wetting
passing water
wet
making water
fill one's pants
point Percy at the porcelain
piss-take
midpiss
retention
wet the bed
number one
have an accident
bursting
busting
pisser
whoopsy