use the toilet
have an accident
relieve
take care of business
relieve oneself
go
ease oneself
make
relieve nature
do one's business
use it
hit the head
do one's duty
go to the restroom
use the washroom
use the restroom
go to the washroom
crap
wee-wee
go potty
use the bathroom
go to the bathroom
crap one's pants
cover one's feet
go to the toilet
drop the kids off at the pool
drop a deuce
drop a bomb
flush
drop a chalupa
blow
answer the call of nature
find a friendly bush
pop a squat
inspect the plumbing
bleed the lizard
water
make water
drain the main vein
do it
drizzle
drain the lizard
micturate
leak
drain the dragon
pass water