fap off
crank it
fap
self-rape
self-gratification
self-love
onanism
hand shandy
wank
one off the wrist
jerking off
polish the pearl
jerk off
play the clitar
flog the dolphin
autoeroticism
self-pleasing
wankathon
yank
self-pleasure
five-knuckle shuffle
toss
solo sex
bop the bishop
pull oneself
masturbationlike
bash the bishop
wax the dolphin
masturbatorily
fapstinence
wankjob
spank the monkey
fapper
death grip
masturbator
frig
have a wank
onanist
overmasturbation
satisfy oneself
beat one's meat
mass debate
Hand Solo
ring the devil's doorbell
shake hands with the unemployed
burp the worm
shebop
whack off
flog the log
jack off