tamponade
tampon
tamponment
tamponing
vampire's teabag
endotamponade
tamponage
shlick
applicator
Tampax
feminine product
flick the bean
colposuspension
polish the pearl
play the clitar
titwank
shebop
pleasure oneself
jill
pull off
shake hands with the unemployed
toss off
wank
pull one's pud
itch the ditch
beat the bishop
burp the worm
play with oneself
knock one out
rub one off
buff the muffin
make the bald man cry
wank off
whittle the whalebone
jerk
fap
bash one out
paw off
jill off
jock
bate
jack off
self-pollute
crank one out
tug
whack off
jerk the gherkin
pet the kitty
fap off
jack it