self-pleasure
solosexual
burp the worm
tug
make the bald man cry
jerk
jill
beat the cock
shag
fap off
shebop
touch oneself
crank one out
jerk the gherkin
jack off
wank
itch the ditch
jill off
bash one out
flog the log
rub one off
choke the chicken
jerk it
paw off
shake hands with the unemployed
play with oneself
beat the bishop
pet the kitty
pleasure oneself
self-pollute
fap
jack it
pull one's pud
autoerotic
wank off
knock one out
service oneself
pull off
whittle the whalebone
toss off
jock
bate
whack off
buff the muffin
rub oneself off
autoeroticism
bash the bishop
wax the dolphin
ring the devil's doorbell
masturbationism