self-pleasure
pull off
shake hands with the unemployed
self-pollute
jerk it
service oneself
crank one out
jill off
shag
pet the kitty
itch the ditch
toss off
pleasure oneself
choke the chicken
bate
bash one out
jack off
buff the muffin
jill
jerk
jock
knock one out
burp the worm
fap off
touch oneself
fap
make the bald man cry
shebop
tug
rub oneself off
wank
pull one's pud
beat the bishop
paw off
whack off
rub one off
whittle the whalebone
jack it
beat the cock
wank off
jerk the gherkin
flog the log
play with oneself
bash the bishop
wax the dolphin
spank the monkey
ring the devil's doorbell
bop the bishop
pull oneself
yank off