relieve nature
ease oneself
make
do one's business
relieve
relieve oneself
go
take care of business
hit the head
nature
incontinence
incontinency
use the toilet
do one's duty
have an accident
wee-wee
drizzle
shake hands with the unemployed
take a leak
do it
make water
pee
leak
drain the main vein
micturate
piss
answer the call of nature
sissy
take a whiz
bleed the lizard
wazz
widdle
strain the potatoes
drain the lizard
syphon the python
pittle
pass water
whiz
tee-tee
tinkle
drain the dragon
wee
piddle
pee-pee
blow
peeing
pissing
wring out one's sock
intermicturition
squeeze one out
take a shit
open one's bowels
boo
cack
curl one out
crap
drop a log
drop anchor
drop a load
poop
take a crap
shit
boo-boo
poop out
take the Browns to the Super Bowl
pinch one off
bobar
pop a deuce
choke a darkie
pitch a loaf
plop
drite
poo
shitting
take a dump
pass stool
poopoo
pinch a loaf
toileting
bobbar
shite
cludgie
go to the restroom
brasco
use the restroom
micturition
call of nature
emiction
-chezia
netty
miction
go potty
laxation
use it
bog