as much use as a chocolate teapot
useful as tits on a bull
useful as a chocolate teapot
chocolate teapot
frustraneous
nutil
not worth salt
not worth a curse
shand
goodless
good-for-nothing
shitey
pile of shit
no good
inutilitarian
as much use as a chocolate fireguard
dust
upter
drossy
pile of poo
not worth a cress
garbo
pants
gaum
shvantz
shitstained
worthlessly
ineffectual
impertinent
shit
uselessly
cyberjunk
slubberdegullion
ramp
fritlag
maggot
meaninglessness
cockstain
waste of oxygen
waste of skin
empty as a pauper's purse
waste
shitty-ass
good for nothing
bauble
inutility
jabberwocky
unmerciless
scabbed
schmutter
turd
like a spare prick at a wedding
unuseful
laoya
drecky
dreckish
nalayak
fruitless
cruddy
straw
trumpery
oxygen thief
punk
nihilism
dick
cack
tut
dog shit
mindless
sorry
useless as tits on a boar hog
square root of fuck all
waste of space
frou-frou
confineless
diddly-squat
chazzerai
unweariable
vacantness
zilch
go for a toss
losel
mouldy
vacuity
vanity
garbageness
blivit
throw to the dogs
supertrivial
misbegotten
empty out
plug nickel
clean
vacuitous
pelt
nonvaluable
bupkis
soporific
not worth a whistle