as much use as a chocolate teapot
useful as tits on a bull
useful as a chocolate teapot
chocolate teapot
nutil
frustraneous
shand
goodless
not worth a curse
not worth salt
good-for-nothing
shitey
pile of shit
inutilitarian
no good
dust
drossy
as much use as a chocolate fireguard
not worth a cress
upter
pile of poo
garbo
pants
gaum
shvantz
shitstained
worthlessly
ineffectual
impertinent
shit
cyberjunk
uselessly
fritlag
slubberdegullion
waste of skin
maggot
meaninglessness
cockstain
waste of oxygen
ramp
empty as a pauper's purse
shitty-ass
waste
inutility
good for nothing
bauble
jabberwocky
unmerciless
schmutter
scabbed
laoya
turd
unuseful
like a spare prick at a wedding
dreckish
drecky
trumpery
cruddy
fruitless
nalayak
straw
oxygen thief
punk
nihilism
sorry
dog shit
mindless
square root of fuck all
dick
tut
cack
useless as tits on a boar hog
frou-frou
diddly-squat
chazzerai
waste of space
confineless
mouldy
vanity
blivit
unweariable
vacuity
go for a toss
vacantness
zilch
garbageness
losel
supertrivial
misbegotten
throw to the dogs
empty out
plug nickel
vacuitous
clean
nonvaluable
bupkis
pelt
soporific
not worth a whistle