clobbered
bladdered
pissed
four sheets in the wind
puggled
queer
three sheets in the wind
loaded
gattered
three sheets to the wind
zonked
stonkered
top-heavy
lash
feeling no pain
spongy
tired and emotional
well-oiled
canned
a sheet in the wind's eye
fou
hamstered
kisky
slarmied
tanked
pissedness
liquored up
gassed
full
inebriate
jaked
plastered
all mops and brooms
burlin'
drunk as a wheelbarrow
peloothered
sauced
drunk as an owl
temulent
bungfu
drunk as David's sow
drunk as a piper
drunk as a fiddler
drunk as a fiddler's bitch
drunk as a sow
trashed
rubbered
liquory
parro
rotten