the best things in life are free
jack shit
goldbrick
chaff
costlessness
free
not worth a brass farthing
gratis
jewel
gratuitous
costless
complimentary
without price
there's no such thing as a free lunch
fuck you money
skin of the teeth
goat shit
sleeves from one's vest
bauble
tat
clean out
worthlessness
hollow
one man's trash is another man's treasure
noteless
free ride
half a loaf is better than none
bludge
NPO
mean
bastardly
all the tea in China
straw
unrewardable
garbage
dust
busted flush
pile of poo
better than nothing
worthless
brass farthing
riches
drain
Klondike
unnoteful
trashery
kipple
treasure
wutless
spendability
fool's gold
unprofitableness
cipherhood
flummadiddle
gem
unprofitability
impoverishment
nobodiness
gold
poverty
worth
poorness
nonvaluable
priceless
meaninglessness
damn all
unvaluable
forehandedness
demean
large-handed
disutility
gubbish
pricelessly
go for nothing
valueless
nonstaple
nominal value
bootless
invaluable
nonjunk
emptyhanded
twopenny
nothingish
emptyhandedness
beer money
economic
untreasured
nothingly
nignay
you can't take it with you
discommunity
weed
air
nought
not worth a plug nickel
swag
non-paying