ay, chihuahua
holy crickets
oh my word
surprising
I'll be a son of a bitch
taken aback
wonders never cease
suffering centipedes
yeep
bloody Nora
shocked
jaw-dropper
jaw-dropping
steady on
my
haibo
surpriseful
yow
oh, my stars and garters
not know what hit one
oh, snap
geez
holy Toledo
Holy Mother of God
shut my mouth
shockeroo
sod a dog
knock someone over with a feather
losh
holy balls
holy cow
God Almighty
my sainted uncle
knocked over with a feather
stone the crows
astounded
my goodness
my sainted aunt
breathtaking
who knew
raise eyebrows
God's teeth
off balance
by God's teeth
shockable
oh my gods