not know whether to spit or go blind
not know whether one is coming or going
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boggle
perceptually blind
disclarity
crypticness
no ways
puzzlement
nonsensely
go amiss
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gag
unsuspiciousness
questioning
cluelessness
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bedevil
glimmeringly
disingenuity
indefinity
idea
appear
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uninquisitiveness
indeterminateness
ponderableness
confoundation
indeterminacy
indetermination
bamfoozle
what the
indubiously
vaguery
undoubtlessly
misguided
away with the fairies
imperception
moider
unperceiving
sniff
nonperception
baffle
comprehensibility
unknowingness
nebulous
you must be new here
strike dumb
unapprehension
dubiousness
fool
fox
befuddle
dubiety
confuse
confound
discombobulate
folly
left-handed compliment
doubtfulness
swither
simple
uncertainty
manifest
throw
fuddle
doubt
simpleton
incertitude
miss
at sea
amphibological
baffound
stagger
muddle-headed
nondiscernment
heave in view
quandary
fogdom
look the other way
incomprehensiveness
supersense
blinding
bewilderment
insightfulness
semirandomly
are you blind
nonsensicality
misunderstanding
vagueness
what do you want, a cookie
henid
misappellation
infelicitous
uninterpretability
dumbfound