not have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of
unpotted
unpissed
potty
couldn't organise an orgy in a brothel
couldn't pour water out of a boot
couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel
piss around
couldn't organise a chook raffle
couldn't organise a bun fight in a bakery
couldn't organise a two-ticket raffle
piss-take
ventrosity
pee pot
slash
go potty
pity pot
pottily
took the piss
urinal
uretic
smoke-free
nonmarijuana
do one's duty
wazz
nonbladder
pot
don't shit in your own nest
bogart
unpottable
piss on someone's chips
piss bottle
piddle
urine bottle
peeping
retention
leak
nokehick
making water
passing water
yokeag
wetting
rokeag
nonurinary
piss
john
peeing
pissing
pee
nonbeverage