not have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of
unpotted
unpissed
potty
couldn't organise a two-ticket raffle
couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel
piss around
couldn't organise a chook raffle
couldn't pour water out of a boot
couldn't organise an orgy in a brothel
couldn't organise a bun fight in a bakery
piss-take
pee pot
slash
ventrosity
go potty
pity pot
pottily
nonmarijuana
took the piss
smoke-free
urinal
uretic
do one's duty
don't shit in your own nest
pot
wazz
nonbladder
bogart
unpottable
piss on someone's chips
piss bottle
retention
peeping
urine bottle
piddle
rokeag
yokeag
nokehick
wetting
passing water
making water
leak
peeing
piss
pee
john
nonurinary
pissing
hit the head