100 English words for 'Synonym of couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery'

couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel

couldn't organise an orgy in a brothel

couldn't pour water out of a boot

couldn't organise a two-ticket raffle

couldn't organise a chook raffle

couldn't organise a bun fight in a bakery

not have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of

smoke-free

rubby-dub

sour mash whiskey

antitreating

sour mash

ree

brewing

girl juice

girl goo

speakeasy

who-hit-John

tea fight

beer garden

force-feed

piss bottle

urine bottle

rec league

sausage factory

butler

hold one's alcohol

hold one's drink

aquollic

preprohibition

muggles

ethyl hydroxide

monohydroxyethane

beerocracy

ethylol

off-sale

brewfest

speako

ethyl hydrate

straighter

beerocrat

lagerlike

beery

malt

malt liquor

smoke dope

s-word

juice

shebeen

stubby holder

bibitory

spit roast

rampage

it's five o'clock somewhere

beer line

twatfaced

calamus

piss around

took the piss

lovefest

stoor

no smoking

gut fermentation syndrome

homebrewer

yardie

take a sight

cellarman

usquebae

liquid bread

canine council

gin's piss

kennel council

brew-in

sugarallie

sweetroot

swillking

shit show

water of life

homebrew

suds

piss-take

whiskeyed

beer baron

bottle club

pick up steam

Beirut

pearl tea

gypsy's kiss

Mickey Bliss

biergarten

gain steam

brewhouse

brewable

chin-up bar

beerless

likkered

hop merchant

unpotted

drunkardly