you can't polish a turd
incorrigible
irrecoverable
unsolvable
nongoodness
incurability
worm in the apple
rueful
black
not a patch on
ungoodness
unalleviable
doomedness
sucktastic
laugh before breakfast, cry before supper
imperfectible
ruinousness
dynamic efficiency
imperfectability
direfulness
woegeous
cobra effect
failingness
dire
unbearability
unsolvably
butchery
stinkage
unbearableness
you can't win them all
badness
problematicality
ill-starred
problematicness
tar baby
disimprove
unperfectedness
terribility
futile
catastrophe
disimprovement
unimprovable
miserable
caco-
detrimentalness
insupportable
dystopian
detrimentality
impossibleness
unfortunateness
deplorable
unrepentable
beyond redemption
lamentable
nonimprovement
pitiful
piece of garbage
distressing
blackness
sad
piece of trash
suckage
sorry
atelophobia
unimprovement
piece of junk
unperfectness
it's an ill wind that blows nobody any good
deteriorationist
rotten
make head or tail of
suck donkey cock
wing and prayer
every silver lining has a cloud
deteriorationism
imperfectibly
piece of shit
baddishness
piece of rubbish
ill-boding
unreformable
catastrophism
unchance
impossibility
bad cess
the cure is worse than the disease
no-win situation
break
redressless
ungood
replication crisis
malfortune
negatability
disastrous
hooped
dissatisfied
polish a turd
horrendousness
poorliness