stiffware
nonupgradeable
broken source
crapware
schlockware
garbageware
all it's cracked up to be
unupgradable
garageware
unadaptably
scamware
dreamware
unautomatable
trialware
shitware
feechur
crapplication
unsourceable
unworkable
unagile
infusible
junkware
unsynthesizable
nonintegrable
unadaptable
craplication
impracticable
decay
nonscalable
planned obsolescence
unimplementable
noncompilable
irrevisable
unfeasible
nonprogrammable
bloatware
inexpedient
unsnappable
malware
unpatentable
uncompilable
nonadaptive
checkered
uninstallable
unrevisitable
uninstructible
obfuscator
cheeseware
soft
unreleasable
coasterware
couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery
insufficient
unsystemizable
insoluble
conflict
unsystematizable
vuln
dirty code
inadmissibility
infelicitous
inerrable
unscalable
unexpendable
seedy
hinky
untransfigurable
inadaptable
nonadaptable
shareware
tired
script editor
tweakable
rat's nest
unmodifiably
non-maskable interrupt
unreliableness
unsatable
blocker
programmed obsolescence
unprogrammable
underivable
abandonware
silent
irreparable
slippery
inept
feckless
childproof
beta software
temperamental
nonsuitable
patch
flaked
uninstructable
incorrigible
unprocessable
bohrbug