you've got to be kidding me
gimme a break
oh worm
rats
go on
Mother of God
come off it
come on
screw off
astaghfirullah
what
holy guacamole
horsefeathers
no shit
get on
get along with you
oh my gods
I'll be dipped in shit
disappointed
oh my Goddess
I'll be a son of a gun
I can't even
stroll on
get out of here
fuck off
what the actual fuck
do me a favour
hubba-wha
yeep
I'll be a monkey's uncle
bosh
flummery
zoiks
get away
oh my fuck
leapin' lizards
suffering centipedes
Holy Mother
willing suspension of disbelief
motherfucker
good Lord
shitcakes
land sakes
eep
my lands
that dog don't run
chinny reckon
how do you like that
bugger off
holy damn
ay, chihuahua
by hell
bwuh
bollocks
oh, snap
incredulous
get out of town
haibo
that
geez
horse hockey
heartstricken
blood and thunder
bruh
oh really
get out
by God's teeth
the devil you say
implausibility
God's teeth
implausibleness
suffering Sappho
weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth
pull the other one, it's got bells on
ay ay ay
no way
sibo
do me a lemon
dismayed
good grief
yipe
get to fuck
fucknuts
shoot
welp
bejesus
epoche
foo
uff da
oh my hell
mind-frying
yirra
land
Moses
blow me down
long face
wirra
tsk
fuck me
let-down