you've got to be kidding me
gimme a break
oh worm
rats
Mother of God
go on
come off it
screw off
astaghfirullah
what
come on
holy guacamole
horsefeathers
no shit
get on
get along with you
oh my gods
I'll be dipped in shit
I'll be a son of a gun
stroll on
I can't even
oh my Goddess
disappointed
fuck off
do me a favour
what the actual fuck
get out of here
yeep
hubba-wha
I'll be a monkey's uncle
flummery
bosh
oh my fuck
leapin' lizards
get away
suffering centipedes
zoiks
land sakes
eep
my lands
willing suspension of disbelief
shitcakes
Holy Mother
good Lord
motherfucker
by hell
chinny reckon
bugger off
ay, chihuahua
that dog don't run
holy damn
how do you like that
bwuh
bollocks
horse hockey
heartstricken
incredulous
oh, snap
haibo
get out of town
that
blood and thunder
geez
implausibleness
by God's teeth
oh really
get out
God's teeth
bruh
the devil you say
implausibility
no way
sibo
do me a lemon
suffering Sappho
good grief
dismayed
weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth
pull the other one, it's got bells on
yipe
ay ay ay
uff da
get to fuck
welp
mind-frying
Moses
blow me down
foo
shoot
yirra
bejesus
oh my hell
epoche
land
long face
fucknuts
wirra
fuck me
let-down
tsk