asymmetrical
Morton's fork
doomed if you do, doomed if you don't
dilemmalike
contrary
irreconcilable
snide
dilemma
noncontradiction
wrong
out of both sides of one's mouth
contradictional
pushmi-pullyu
clear up
opposit
dispute
call on
problematical
liar paradox
mendacious
Antarctic
misconceiving
dilemmic
between a rock and a hard place
miscatch
misdecide
dialetheia
divergent
fuck off
untruism
between the hammer and the anvil
dilemmatically
out of one's element
misprobe
contradistinctly
argumentum ad lapidem
mess
ought
misrelate
equivalence
confounded
confused
befuddled
at sea
agley
quibble
mixed-up
lost
baffled
noodleism
put two and two together and make five
misstatement
bewildered
contradictionlessness
mazed
bemused
inaccurately
if pigs had wings they would fly
blur
quandary
question
polylemma
full of beans
double
dilemmatic
misreflect
on the horns of a dilemma
quadrilemma
self-contradiction
damned if one does and damned if one doesn't
false belief
at odds
monkey wrench
fallacy
misconcern
one eighty out
contradictoriness
contradictionary
misdiscern
quizzical
twi-minded
false step
arse about
inconsistency
misassert
embarrassment
intercontradictory
doubt
amiss
mispersuasion
sophism
counterreason
sloppy-minded
dubious
nonsense
misinterpret
apples and oranges