drunk as a wheelbarrow
fou
four sheets in the wind
stoated
cocked
spongy
shickered
juiced
tanked
feeling no pain
tired and emotional
top-heavy
boiled
drunk as a piper
snookered
drunk as a sow
out of sight
smashed
hazed
kisky
drunk as a fiddler's bitch
a sheet in the wind's eye
paralytic
splashed
locked
fluthered
sozzled
bungalowed
pissed as a parrot
sloppy drunk
schloshed
full as a goog
drunk as Chloe
mortal
pissed as a fart
shitfaced
sloshed
cuntfaced
wankered
gee-eyed
newted
fucked
cabbaged
roaring drunk
drunkenly
tiddly
steamboats
maggoted
fluted
leathered