wring out one's sock
point Percy at the porcelain
wee
do it
pee-pee
take a whiz
drain the lizard
sissy
bleed the lizard
pittle
micturate
make water
syphon the python
whiz
wazz
strain the potatoes
tinkle
piss
leak
drain the dragon
pee
drain the main vein
take a leak
piddle
tee-tee
widdle
shake hands with the unemployed
drizzle
pass water
wee-wee
slash
water
do one's business
relieve
ease oneself
relieve nature
go
take care of business
make
relieve oneself
pop a squat
answer the call of nature
go potty
piss like a racehorse
use the toilet
hit the head