nontoilet
toiletless
occupied
unflushable
big white telephone
lavvy
privy
loo
facility
toot
gurgler
kludgie
cludge
commode
dunny can
hopper
sitting toilet
lavatory
cludgie
pooper
nonurinary
topos
biffy
brasco
porta-potty
blackwater
lavvie
toilet block
toileting
spend a penny
toilet
dunny man
toilet-trained
bomb
big-boy pants
chapel of ease
postrenal
nonbladder
xysma
nongastrointestinal
if it's yellow let it mellow
water closet
the toilet is clogged
inspect the plumbing
encopresis
essence
perfume
open defecation
cubicle
use the restroom
nonintestinal
go to the restroom
porcelain god
cosmetic
toiletful
caught short
nonurine
Elsan
potty chair
flusher
incontinent
chamber pot
if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down
go toilet
potty seat
constipated
necessary room
flushing toilet
arsewipe
bumwad
asswipe
go to the toilet
shitrag
washroom
smellies
have an accident
do one's duty
bumfodder
Portosan
upper decker
loo-roll
nonurethral
facilities
worship the porcelain god
port-o-potty
lung toilet
johnny house
bathroom tissue
lady
loo roll
anuresis
anuria
port-o-john
bog roll
portaloo
pisser
uropathogenesis
use the bathroom
toilet-train
go to the bathroom