nary
at latter Lammas
if pigs had wings
at no time
when pigs fly
under no circumstances
in a pig's eye
in no way
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not while pussy's a cat
never ever
when two Sundays come together
nevah
when two Sundays meet
Neveruary
unvenial
uneverted
never
ne'er
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not by a long sight
by no means
not by a blame sight
unreddened
nought
when Hell freezes over
unbewailed
never've
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unoccasioned
not by any means
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neither
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only
no way Jose
only when
only if
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once in a purple moon
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unproffered
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zero
none
unretted
not a chance
under no circumstance
not on your life
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entire
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in a pig's arse
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no chance
no way
over my dead body
not in the least
in a pig's patoot
not in the slightest
seldom or ever
in a hen's hiney
unenounced
in no way, shape, or form
unconferred
never in a million years
unconvened
unpealed
unbestarred
unengendered
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nongeminate
unchanced
second Tuesday of the week
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unpredisposed
no
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