pull oneself
spank the monkey
whack off
crank one out
flog the log
bash one out
jack off
jerk the gherkin
shake hands with the unemployed
wank off
whittle the whalebone
jerk
pet the kitty
beat the cock
jack it
pleasure oneself
rub one off
shag
pull off
rub oneself off
jill off
buff the muffin
jock
self-pollute
jill
paw off
make the bald man cry
play with oneself
service oneself
beat the bishop
knock one out
itch the ditch
fap off
bate
burp the worm
masturbatorily
ring the devil's doorbell
pull one's pud
toss off
touch oneself
shebop
masturbationism
shlick
female masturbator
scarf