crank it
bash the bishop
shebop
self-pollute
service oneself
crank one out
paw off
rub one off
whack off
jock
pull one's pud
masturbatorily
rub oneself off
jill
burp the worm
jerk
bash one out
jill off
pet the kitty
flog the log
buff the muffin
make the bald man cry
shake hands with the unemployed
knock one out
masturbationism
jack it
jack off
jerk the gherkin
touch oneself
whittle the whalebone
wank off
beat the cock
itch the ditch
shag
beat the bishop
bate
play with oneself
ring the devil's doorbell
toss off
fap off
pleasure oneself
pull off
female masturbator
shlick
scarf