jill off
rub one off
wank
buff the muffin
jerk the gherkin
make the bald man cry
bash one out
tug
self-pollute
pleasure oneself
flog the log
wank off
whittle the whalebone
toss off
burp the worm
play with oneself
crank one out
paw off
rub oneself off
shake hands with the unemployed
beat the cock
masturbationlike
jill
pull off
itch the ditch
pet the kitty
jock
knock one out
touch oneself
masturbatory
ring the devil's doorbell
overmasturbation
fappable
scarf
jerking off
hand shandy
jerk off
one off the wrist
wankathon
nonmasturbatory
Hand Solo
lustless
wankrupt
choke the chicken
shlick