laugh before breakfast, cry before supper
you can't polish a turd
trip
drop behind
be thankful for small mercies
unthankful
life's a bitch
atelophobia
uncheerful
beyond redemption
depressing
catastrophe
cheerless
ingrateful
hooped
better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness
woe
miserabilism
disimprove
suffering
pride comes before a fall
inconsolable
fail at life
despair
demoralising
unimpressiveness
Weltschmerz
sorrow
unwiseness
world-weariness
doomedness
be in for
insufferableness
anxiety
take a turn for the worse
misfare
shoot me
self-pity
forlornness
pessimism
crestfallen
infelicitous
loneliness
depression
afflict
unfelicitous
desolation
untranquility
rot in hell
imperfectible