I want to go to the toilet
pay a visit
wash one's hands
spend a penny
bathroomgoer
toilet
went to the toilet
go down the drain
go down the toilet
went down the toilet
nature calls
toilet-train
comfort break
occupied
pooper
inspect the plumbing
went to the restroom
dunny can
gurgler
commode
facility
kludgie
cludge
down the shitter
toot
hopper
use it
roll
potty-trained
toilet teaching
micturient
went to the bathroom
perfume
phrontistery
poopsock
talk to God on the big white telephone
essence
talk to Ralph on the big white telephone
ear toilet
lavvie
go potty
topos
do one's duty
see a man about a horse
biffy
chapel of ease
men's
men's room
upper decker
down the khazi
potty talk
down the pan
down the tubes
bomb
use the restroom
flushing toilet
go to the restroom
flush
pot
call of nature
courtesy flush
shitrag
toilet training
have an accident
bumwad
arsewipe
toilet-trained
asswipe
the toilet is clogged
toilet set
bumfodder
smellies
water closet
toilet bowl
go down the pan
go down the khazi
use the bathroom
go to the bathroom
piss
go down the tubes
open defecation
green joke
sitting toilet
worship the porcelain god
bog brush
big white telephone
toileting
brasco
W.C.
closet
loo paper
loo
water
superloo
comfort stop
tearoom
cludgie