I want to go to the toilet
pay a visit
wash one's hands
bathroomgoer
spend a penny
toilet
went to the toilet
go down the drain
go down the toilet
went down the toilet
nature calls
toilet-train
occupied
comfort break
pooper
inspect the plumbing
went to the restroom
commode
cludge
hopper
facility
dunny can
toot
kludgie
down the shitter
gurgler
potty-trained
roll
use it
toilet teaching
lavvie
micturient
poopsock
went to the bathroom
essence
talk to God on the big white telephone
perfume
talk to Ralph on the big white telephone
phrontistery
ear toilet
go potty
do one's duty
biffy
topos
chapel of ease
see a man about a horse
upper decker
down the tubes
down the khazi
men's
men's room
down the pan
potty talk
go to the restroom
flushing toilet
bomb
use the restroom
pot
flush
call of nature
asswipe
the toilet is clogged
toilet-trained
toilet set
bumwad
bumfodder
toilet training
courtesy flush
have an accident
shitrag
arsewipe
toilet bowl
go down the khazi
go down the tubes
use the bathroom
smellies
go to the bathroom
go down the pan
water closet
piss
sitting toilet
toileting
bog brush
green joke
worship the porcelain god
big white telephone
open defecation
tearoom
water
superloo
brasco
loo paper
loo
cludgie
W.C.
closet
comfort stop