snout
couldn't organise a two-ticket raffle
couldn't organise an orgy in a brothel
couldn't organise a bun fight in a bakery
couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel
nontobacco
couldn't organise a chook raffle
couldn't pour water out of a boot
not have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of
nicotine
asmoke
tabooed
protobacco
cannot
forbiddance
smokiness
tobaccanalian
secondary smoking
smokeproof
prohibited
bend the rules
acapnotic
fag break
went up in smoke
ganj
straight edge
verboten
infumed
have no time for
prohibition
cone
smoke up
hit it
unlawful
preprohibition
outsmoke
fumatory
banned
nonfilter
reeferphobia
nonlawful
illegal
fumily
forbidden
fume
close season