chop-chop
couldn't organise an orgy in a brothel
couldn't pour water out of a boot
nontobacco
not have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of
couldn't organise a two-ticket raffle
nicotine
tabooed
couldn't organise a chook raffle
asmoke
couldn't organise a bun fight in a bakery
couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel
protobacco
secondary smoking
smokiness
prohibited
smokeproof
cannot
forbiddance
tobaccanalian
acapnotic
fag break
bend the rules
infumed
went up in smoke
prohibition
verboten
cone
ganj
smoke up
straight edge
have no time for
outsmoke
preprohibition
hit it
unlawful
banned
fumatory
fumily
reeferphobia
close season
forbidden
nonfilter
nonlawful
illegal
fume