go potty
micturient
underpeep
worship the porcelain god
my back teeth are floating
busting
bursting
doody
wash one's hands
pay a visit
wee-wee
pee pot
talk to Ralph on the big white telephone
slash
talk to God on the big white telephone
smellies
bomb
bladdery
potty
shit bowl
hit the head
whiz
bleed the lizard
drain the dragon
leak
piss
tinkle
wee
pittle
pee-pee
drain the lizard
tee-tee
make water
widdle
urinary incontinence
pass water
do it
enuresis
piddle
take a leak
pee
drain the main vein
micturate
sissy
wazz
drizzle
strain the potatoes
syphon the python
take a whiz
shake hands with the unemployed
drop a log
squeeze one out
open one's bowels
boo
poo
pitch a loaf
drite
pass stool
poop
plop
pop a deuce
shite
bathroomgoer
cack
pinch a loaf
take the Browns to the Super Bowl
poopoo
dyke
poop out
take a crap
pottiness
boo-boo
take a dump
bobbar
diaper
shit
choke a darkie
curl one out
not have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of
bobar
drop a load
pinch one off
take a shit
drop anchor
crap
bogger
water
went potty
brasco
bladdered
emiction
pottily
dysuria
miction
anuria
anuresis