mass debate
flog the dolphin
diddle
ring the devil's doorbell
play the clitar
polish the pearl
shlick
toss
crank it
satisfy oneself
have a wank
frig
wank
fap
itch the ditch
make the bald man cry
beat the cock
burp the worm
rub oneself off
knock one out
beat the bishop
bate
shebop
touch oneself
shag
jill
jerk
play with oneself
jack it
pull one's pud
jock
flog the log
wank off
jack off
whittle the whalebone
jerk the gherkin
shake hands with the unemployed
pull off
paw off
crank one out
tug
pet the kitty
pleasure oneself
jill off
rub one off
fap off
whack off
bash one out
service oneself
buff the muffin