garbageware
shitware
cheeseware
coasterware
crapware
schlockware
all it's cracked up to be
broken source
stiffware
nondownloadable
uninstallable
nonexpository
craplication
unpackageable
garageware
craptastic
farkakteh
crashproof
crapplication
janky
softwarily
dismal
uncomputerizable
computerphobic
junkware
hyperdeficient
single-handedness
resourcelessness
unagile
scamware
unexecutable
nonexecutable
shelfware
pish
temperamental
inaccess
multimediocrity
woefully
nonintegrable
mandelbug
researchy
nonintegrated
bloatware
crusty
suckfest
nonsuitable
shitfest
back end
soft
noncompetent