garbageware
shitware
cheeseware
coasterware
crapware
schlockware
all it's cracked up to be
broken source
stiffware
nondownloadable
nonexpository
craplication
uninstallable
unpackageable
garageware
crashproof
farkakteh
craptastic
crapplication
janky
softwarily
hyperdeficient
single-handedness
junkware
uncomputerizable
dismal
computerphobic
unagile
resourcelessness
scamware
shelfware
unexecutable
nonexecutable
multimediocrity
inaccess
woefully
temperamental
pish
nonintegrable
researchy
nonintegrated
bloatware
mandelbug
crusty
suckfest
nonsuitable
soft
back end
shitfest
craptop