steaming
slaughtered
kaylied
shithoused
blind drunk
owly-eyed
airlocked
rat-arsed
sloshed to the gills
drunk as a cunt
four sheets to the wind
hamboned
lamped
langered
mortal
sloppy drunk
shitfaced
gee-eyed
drunk as Chloe
schloshed
sozzled
locked
fucked
bungalowed
splashed
full as a goog
pissed as a parrot
sloshed
cuntfaced
pissed as a fart
newted
wankered
paralytic
fluthered
cabbaged
overdrunken
parro
white-girl wasted
scuttered
wet
pixilated
drunk as a fiddler
para
soused
loaded
smashed
drunk as a fiddler's bitch
drunk as a sow
drunk as a wheelbarrow
crocked
blotto
rubbered
drunk as an owl
besotted
Lushington
pissed
plastered
soaked
squiffy
fuddled
drunk as a piper
drunk as David's sow
pie-eyed
beerhead
cockeyed
tight
slopped
stiff
leathered
twatted
blasted
messed up
rotten
tiddly
stocious
full
four sheets in the wind
cocked
juiced
drunk as a lord
canned
fou
hooched up
boiled
bevvied
peloothered
a sheet in the wind
hamstered
hazed
gattered
honkers
bladdered
feeling no pain
a sheet in the wind's eye
half polluted
clobbered