holy cats
I'll go to the foot of our stairs
strike me up a gum tree
oh, my stars and garters
God preserve us
disbelief
astonishing
stupefaction
wowie zowie
crikey
popeyed
holy
I'll be dipped in shit
Jerusalem crickets
the mind boggles
masker
perplexed
perplexing
wildering
stound
fuck me gently with a chainsaw
jinkies
bewilderment
with one's jaw in one's lap
hooly dooly
gape
open-mouthed
confounded
baffound
stagger
wide-eyed
astonished
on a wonder
bewilderedly
stunnable
bewigged
upon my word
I'll be
fucking hell
holy cow
bogglingly
puzzle
shut my mouth
God Almighty
I'll be a son of a gun
do me a favour
stroll on
fuck
holy Toledo
knocked over with a feather