fuckfaced
overdrunken
drunk as a sow
drunk as a fiddler's bitch
rubbered
drunk as David's sow
drunk as a fiddler
drunk as an owl
drunk as a piper
drunk as a wheelbarrow
half cut
bevvied
canned
cocked
loopy
feeling no pain
boiled
a sheet in the wind's eye
shickered
stonkered
well-oiled
kisky
snuffy
potted
a sheet in the wind
tired and emotional
pissed
queer
gattered
juiced
lash
loaded
lushed
slammed
zonked
shellacked
puggled
hooched up
top-heavy
spongy
bladdered
tanked
half polluted
stoated
fou
ossified
three sheets in the wind
worse for wear
slarmied
mullered