fuckfaced
overdrunken
drunk as a sow
drunk as a fiddler's bitch
drunk as a fiddler
drunk as a piper
drunk as David's sow
drunk as an owl
rubbered
drunk as a wheelbarrow
half cut
tired and emotional
gattered
honkers
snuffy
wellied
a sheet in the wind
worse for wear
mullered
shellacked
stonkered
three sheets to the wind
puggled
top-heavy
hooched up
juiced
slammed
bevvied
slarmied
hamstered
wazzocked
boiled
a sheet in the wind's eye
fou
ploughed
stoated
snookered
feeling no pain
shickered
canned
zonked
tanked
out of sight
pickled
well-oiled
queer
loopy
lushed
pissed
lash