martinied
whiskified
elephant's
blasted
postshot
gassed
bedrunken
liquored up
messed up
blocked
fried
sauced
full bar
drunk as a fiddler
trashed
drunk as an owl
drunk as a piper
leathered
drunk as a sow
bungfu
drunk as a wheelbarrow
drunk as David's sow
rubbered
drunk as a fiddler's bitch
out of sight
pissed
hazed
hamstered
a sheet in the wind
shickered
pickled
boiled
ploughed
lushed
loopy
feeling no pain
canned
shellacked
ossified
loaded
a sheet in the wind's eye
honkers
juiced
one over the eight
mullered
four sheets in the wind
lash
beliquored
half polluted
clobbered