cabbaged
pissed as a parrot
shitfaced
drunk as Chloe
gee-eyed
paralytic
sloppy drunk
splashed
wankered
full as a goog
schloshed
cuntfaced
rubbered
stewed
drunk as an owl
drunk as a fiddler's bitch
drunk as a piper
drunk as David's sow
hammered
bungfu
drunk as a wheelbarrow
overdrunken
drunk as a sow
sauced
drunk as a fiddler
trashed
liquory
white-girl wasted
rolling
scuttered
bladdered
clobbered
cockeyed
hamstered
boiled
bevvied
hooched up
fou
half polluted
juiced
cocked
a sheet in the wind
a sheet in the wind's eye
feeling no pain
kisky
hazed
four sheets in the wind
canned
honkers
gattered