shitfaced
gee-eyed
locked
schloshed
wankered
mortal
pissed as a parrot
drunk as Chloe
full as a goog
bungalowed
paralytic
pissed as a fart
drunk as an owl
sauced
drunk as a fiddler's bitch
overdrunken
trashed
drunk as a piper
stewed
drunk as David's sow
drunk as a fiddler
hammered
drunk as a wheelbarrow
drunk as a sow
rubbered
bungfu
scuttered
white-girl wasted
liquory
rolling
a sheet in the wind
cockeyed
fou
bevvied
boiled
a sheet in the wind's eye
gattered
feeling no pain
four sheets in the wind
bladdered
honkers
kisky
canned
juiced
cocked
half polluted
clobbered
hazed
hooched up
hamstered