save the drama for your mama
die
spare someone the details
moderate
pantomime
non-life-threatening
hold one's fire
play it straight
heterodiegetic
firebreaking
don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly
charged
intermissionless
unnoting
nonfatally
nonemotion
nonhysterical
oh
incidentally
sudden death
unstirring
unwhelmed
undramatic
informality
jolt
objective
distraction
beguilement
dry-eyed
sardoodledom
shy
nonfatal
unspiteful
discreet
shamelessness
pococurantism
sentimentalise
sentimentise
nonprovocation
nondramatic
sentimentize
sentimentalize
downplay
inspiration
scold
let the chips fall where they may
jaws of death
travesty
nonaccusatory
lamentless
unaccusatory
grumble
monoscene
passively
farce
unhysterically
farce comedy
grouch
stirring
style it out
truth bomb
nonhysteretic
indisputably
metriopatheia
nonfactor
open
emperor's new clothes
talk sense
feint
nonrepulsive
unlikeable
unvilified
unabashedly
unhysterical
nonfatality
unlikable
unsympathetic
popcorn movie
ultraviolence
unappealing
nonrepetitively
joke
nonchalantly
unmurmuring
discretion is the better part of valour
choke back
stoically
broad-mindedness
pulsebeat
tin ear
suppress
dramatic beat
lightly
nonassertion
serious
unbelievably
nonspatially
uncriticizing
pity porn